Spaghetti and Meatballs

So I'm making some Spaghetti and Meatballs for dinner tonight. I was just going to make spaghetti, and then I was thinking I want some meat. So I was just going to make meat sauce. Ugh. I can never just have meat sauce, you know? ha ha.

Moving on, I don't actually know how to make meatballs. What does one put in meatballs??????? Is there a secret recipe behind just meat???? I don't know. I looked up "meatball recipe" on Google and I got a billion links. Seriously? There are a billion meatball recipes??

It can't really be that hard, right? Well I think I can make my own...or something like it. I haven't introduced the concoction to the meat yet, but I hope it turns out okay. Here is my recipe:

1 tsp of each of the following: Garlic Powder, Freshly Ground Black Peppercorns, Sea Salt, Basil Leaves, and Crushed Red Pepper
1/3 cup of Italian-style Bread Crumbs
1 egg
1-ish pound of Ground Chuck

That sounds like a good deal, but I'll let you know on the flip side if this works out.

B is for Bitch

B pisses me off like crazy. ALL the time. Anything B does pretty much sparks some kind of hate or jealousy from me. I’m not sure why. We’ve never really fought during our friendship. I know I make B mad sometimes and B will straight up yell at me and say shit sometimes and expects me to stop whatever I’m doing. Ok fine. But me? I never say anything. Because the moment I say something that pisses me off, B gets pissed at me…for being pissed at B. So now I almost never say anything to B. I just let it go and move on. Sometimes, B will do stuff randomly to coax a response from me that maybe I don’t want to talk about. B will keep prying until B knows the issue. Once I make up a lie and say it’s about someone else and reveal the situation, B quickly understands and tries to “fake” help.

You know sometimes, when you are with someone and then they make plans literally half an hour from that current time to hang out with someone else or if you two are supposed to do something by yourselves and the other person invites someone to tag along? You know how you might be a little peeved about it, but you really don’t say anything cause it’s not that big a deal and just go a long with it? Well not B. If B has a problem like that, B will make some little passive aggressive remark and then move on. It’s like, Bitch say what you really want to say not some bullshit line that I don’t want to hear.

There is one more thing that bothers me about B. I may (stealthily) stalk B every way imaginable that does not involve me moving from my chair or asking a third party, but it’s like B watches everything I do and copies. I follow or like something, B follows and likes something. I start talking to C, B starts talking to C and pretends B and C are best friends!! WTF? I could give shit whether B likes something I like on facebook or twitter, but once I notice the trend over the course of a solid month? It pisses me off. It’s like really? Do you not have a solid idea or your own? Really now.

We all have our moments when

I guess it all boils down to one thing. I may be hateful, jealous, bitter and spiteful, but I can’t stand B’s passive aggressive bullshit. OMG. I can’t even look at any mention of B, let alone picture, and not lower my head, close my eyes, and retreat to some other place in my mind so as not to fucking rip that Bitches eyes out.

I need to be the passive aggressive one because this shit is seriously pissing me off.